Showing posts with label marketing yourself. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marketing yourself. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A picture says a thousand words ...

sometimes the only thing your picture says is your an idiot! Or better yet you are looking to match up with another idiot!! So remember these views are mine and may not be what every girl is thinking when she looks through those profile pictures.


When you took the picture of yourself with the girl what am I suppose to think? Is this your old girlfriend, wife or .... and the picture of you with the young girl - daughter or are you into young girls? How about a stand alone picture so the eye is not distracted by what ifs.


Love the pictures of bodies, the head has been cut off but what a great six pack! I am sure that body could go a few laps around the bedroom. Sorry not responding, I am afraid that your personal image is so important that you have neglected your charm and personality. I do believe that taking care of yourself is important and even says something about your character and I don't have to see a half naked body to get that.


And my favourite pics are from you boys posting pictures of your cars, boats, bikes and other toys what are you asking for or what message are you trying to send. My interpretations start at you are so ugly that the boat is a bribe or compromise. Are you so desperate that you would date a girl who shallowly chose you for your 69 T-bird - by the way it is the same girl that will get custody of your prize possesion when she dumps your sorry ass! Now perhaps you don't really own a boat, fancy car or bike and what the picture means is show me yours and we will see where things go from there!


Monday, January 25, 2010

What's in a name?

When choosing a name for an online dating profile, remember this is the first marketing tool we are using to sell ourselves. So guys when you choose a name like Bubba or Cooter you may see the humor in such a name but I am seeing a toothless, beergut that doesn't know his ABC's. Sorry Bubba and Cooter! Please don't name yourselves after famous people, just because someone said once that you look like the person - take it from the source they were drunk!

I know it is hard to sum ourselves up in a name and then when you do someone is already using it, that's when those numbers come in handy "lonely61389927483". I am kidding!

Here is a great example to a bad name "BC Babe", it is my name and although I am in BC - good, I passed "babe" 20 years ago. I have noticed that most guys use their real names and I do appreciate that, it does take the nasty visuals out of my mind.



*naturally all the opinions in my blog are mine so please consider the source when reading